You made me do it.

Somebody has way too much time on their hands.

Let me tell you about Iain. He moved to Petersburg our freshman year from Montana. Oh! Those maroon 10-wale cords from CCS and the wafro and the skateboarding. He listened to NOFX and was the first guy in town to skate and was just all around cool guy. He screamed "Nice shirt! That's so alternative!" down the hall the day I wore my vintage Mickey Mouse tee. The day our principal sat in on our English class, the teacher made a mistake and Iain proclaimed, "Wow, you really mucked that futher!" and immediately got taken to the principal's office. We were kindred spirits, he and I, and probably would have hooked up, gotten married, and had little alterna-babies if I wasn't so socially unacceptable. Unfortunately, Iain realized the social pecking order and the fact that I was tolerated, not so much accepted, by the in-crowd. So I was relegated to be just the girl that he made fun of sometimes and talked to about music a lot of the time. Then I moved away, but luckily for me he found me on classmates.com about 2 years ago, and we've engaged in this cyperspace rapport ever since.

This is in no way meant to be a bash on Iain, guys. He's actually quite nice, funny and talented. So there.